5 hour shifts…..
5 hour shifts, I can think of a 10 things I’d do long before taking a 5 hour shift.
Like:
1. Sitting and watching all three Lord Of The Rings.
2. Getting a route canal.
3. Crack.
4. Celebrate Kwanzaa.
5. Taking the time to find a Land mine, Then step on it.
6. Getting into a fight with a 1981 Honda.
7. Plummet violently into a black hole.
8. Watch 50 Cent get an NAACP award.
9. Return Spence Pratt’s texts
10.Chop off my own dick after Receiving financial advice from Little Wayne.
Well I’m off to my 5 hour shift :(
Posted on Monday March 1st
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